12:38PM Thursday
February 28, 2013

It's more like you're a schmohawk if you draft Buster Posey in the 2nd round. Let's just look at his MVP season. Hmm, it might take me a while to get through 300 hours of video to look at his MVP season. Plus, you give this to me on VHS?! Grey's Intern, "Sorry, Mr. Albright, MLB is a bit behind with their technology. I assumed you didn't want grainy black and white film with Mel Allen voice over." Put an ad on Craigslist for a new intern! GI, "Aw, shucks." All right, due to a slight setback we're gonna have to look at Posey's season through the online prism of stats. His MVP year was 78/24/103/.336/1. To compare and contrast: he had the 66th most runs, one behind Michael Young and Andre Ethier. Yay. Yay, "Don't overuse me for your sarcastic amusement. I have feelings." Sorry, Yay. His 24 homers was tied for 45th best. Same as Napoli, Plouffe and Swisher. Super. Super, "I feel the same as Yay."...