
Some
week at the KNBR Morning Show. I don't know which
was the more stunning image: 49ers owner Dr. John
York standing up for a public mea culpa at the Mark
Hopkins Hotel when he announced the hire of Mike Nolan,
or the ferocity with which Morning Show producer Tony
Rhein and assistant producer Patrick Connor attacked
the lunch spread at the same news conference.
If
you can judge the earnestness of York's apology to
49er fans by the glitz level of the news conference,
York scores high: Four-star setting atop Nob Hill,
and a sweet buffet in the back of the room that featured
elaborate salads, sandwiches and cookies. Nothing
says "Will You Forgive Me?" to sports media
like a phenomenal spread at a press conference. York
probably cannot estimate the goodwill he bought with
that simple gesture, and by restocking the white chocoloate
chip cookies throughout.
As
for Tony and P-Conn . . . judging by the Everest-like
pile of grub on their plate, it's time my partner
Tim Liotta and I dig deeper and feed those lads after
every show. It's like working with the orphans from
"Oliver."
That's
right, you've stumbled into another weekly dose of
Murph's Musings, where we review, kick around, analyze
and, yes, muse on another week at The Sports Leader.
(Side
note: Does not the mere verb "to muse" put
you in mind of Seinfeld's Kramer, who wondered aloud
if George ever "yearned"? To yearn, and
to muse, I would think, are cousins on the same family
tree. Kramer, he yearned. Here, we muse.)
EXTREME
MAKEOVER
You
can no longer accuse Doc York of grossly mismanaging
his football team -- at least until we see how he
handles his business with Nolan. But in the past three
weeks, York's furiously busy public offerings include:
--
Firing the deeply unpopular Terry Donahue.
-- Firing the poor sap of a fall guy Dennis Erickson.
-- Eating somewhere between $10 million to $15 million
to do so.
-- Soldiering forward with a game plan: Coach first,
GM second, criticism be damned.
-- Following through with a game plan to hire a coach
with NFL experience and winning experience: Mike Nolan.
-- Standing up at the Mark Hopkins and, essentially
giving a giant "My Bad" to 49ers fans everywhere.
What
raised my eyebrows, as I stood in the back of the
room hungrily eyeing the peanut butter cookies on
the buffet table, was the direct nature of York's
words. Among the quotes that stuck with me were: "We
assure our fans we will take an aggressive approach
to restore the roster" and "We understand
our responsibilities" and "We are handing
(Nolan) the 49ers, and we expect him to win."
If you take away the bizarre Arkansas accent, the
bad hair dye and about 8 inches of height, shoot,
I could have sworn we were watching Eddie D. up there.
Now,
York still must follow through on the promises to
be "aggressive" about restoring the roster
and about "understanding" the responsibilities.
By that, I mean "aggressive" should not
translate into idiotic overspending on free agents.
It's been proven over and over that throwing dough
at free agents is not the right way to go in today's
cap-driven, parity-first NFL. It does mean you can
spend, though, and not hermeutically seal your wallet,
as York has done the past two years.
And
by "understanding" the responsibility? I
echo my many sportswriter colleagues from the past
week who take that to mean: Mike Nolan knows football;
you do not. Let Mike Nolan coach; let Mike Nolan handle
his business with the personnel department; let Mike
Nolan assemble his staff; and you just show up on
Sunday afternoons to hand out victory handshakes and
cigars in the locker room.
FEELING
BARE
At
this point, what's left to rip with York? Let's see:
--
Not hiring Pete Carroll? Sure, I'd bet Carroll was
Candidate Numero Uno on York's list, but hey -- I
wanted a Lindsay Lohan swimsuit poster for Christmas,
and I didn't get my wish, either. We live in the world
of reality, so we understand not all dreams come true.
Once Carroll didn't work out, York didn't panic, went
about the process and landed a guy who, quite frankly,
had by far the best list of credentials and charisma
of any choice. We won't know for 2 years, but Mike
Nolan has the air and energy of a winner.
--
Jed York? Well, that ball is still in play, cynical
friends. Until we can see that Jed York, prince-in-waiting,
will handle his business in a professional and clinical
and mature manner, we will remain suspicious about
the role of a 23-year-old about whom we know nothing.
Besides, it's sort of childishly fun to resent rich
kids for no reason, isn't it? Let's face it. That's
what the Jed Bashing is all about.
--
York's Hair? Tough to argue in favor it.
Sorry,
Doc York. The public eye is a bitch, isn't it?
BEST
FOOTBALL DAY OF THE YEAR
It
used to be, January 1 took the cake. We had plaid-bedecked
Lindsey Nelson and CBS from the Cotton Bowl in the
morning; the glorious, unbeatable sunshine and pomp
of the Rose Bowl in the afternoon; and flipping back
and forth between the sweet sounds of Don Criqui at
the Orange Bowl and the glare of indoor lights at
the Sugar Bowl at night -- all four bowl games, one
day, the best eight teams in the land -- and it was
the finest day of football in America, period.
Now,
that day has been folded, spindled and mutilated by
the unseen force that seems to ruin everything good
about American pop culture.
We
fall back on the Next Best Day of Football: Conference
Championship Sunday.
Mmmm.
Games in home stadiums. Winner goes to the Super Bowl
and two weeks of hype and glory, loser goes home feeling
like the 2-14 49ers. Cold weather, condensed breath,
you under a blanket enjoying Ruffles and onion dip
in your living room . . . the best. The absolute best.
It's
my argument that the Super Bowl can't measure up.
Even though Super Bowl games have been taut and competitive
since parity has taken hold, you're still talking
about one game versus two, and a game played at a
neutral site in front of corporate phoofs against
a game played in front of passionate hometowners.
Nope,
it's Conference Championship Sunday for me, any day.
This
Sunday, under my onion-dip stained blanket, I foresee
the following.
NFC:
Too much inexperience from Atlanta, too much overdue
intensity from the Eagles, too much Jeremiah Trotter
and Jevon Kearse on the Philly defense, and too much
you-win-or-we-go-Jonestown-on-you energy from Philly
fans, who will absolutely NOT allow the Birds to lose
at home again. Eagles win.
AFC:
This one is simple. This is our third post-season
in four years watching the Bill Belichick/Tom Brady
Patriots, and if you have not learned by now that
they are the most fundamentally sound, team-oriented,
disciplined, intense, best-prepared playoff team since
the Jimmy Johnson/Troy Aikman Cowboys, then you haven't
been watching. You've been eating too much onion dip.
With a rookie QB and Pittsburgh's shaky, shaky win
over the Jets, this one goes to the Pats, even in
Steel City. New England wins.
BATTLE
TO THE DEATH
Almost
forgot! My partner and I continue our Murphy-Liotta
PGA Tour Fantasy League Battle to the Death (MLPGATFLBTD,
for the acronym-lovers). Last week's Sony Open was
a yawner for us: My pick, Briny Baird, must have had
a bad macadamia nut milkshake on Friday night, as
his 73 on Saturday derailed a sure money-maker of
a tourney. Baird settled for a tie-42nd, and won Team
Murphy a scant $16,800. Thanks for the effort, big
guy. Would it kill you to make a putt, buddy? (We're
all about tough love at the Musings.)
Meanwhile,
at least Baird made it to the weekend. Liotta's pick,
Jerry Kelly, went 74-71, missed the cut by a mile,
and finished just four shots ahead of a 15-year-old
girl. They sometimes call a Missed Cut, or an MC,
an "MC Hammer" on Tour -- clever guys, those
Tour players -- so we inaugurated a Morning Show tradition
of serenading Liotta's pick with a little "Can't
Touch This" last Monday. Nothing like hearing
from a baggy-pantsed rapper before 8 a.m. on your
commute. Good stuff. Anyway, the standings after two
weeks: Murphy:
$228,133.34...Liotta: $110,000. Just
the way I like it.
This
week at Torrey Pines, the Buick Invitational features
the world's top-four ranked players -- Vijay, Tiger,
Ernie, Phil -- but neither Liotta nor I was seduced
by the bright lights.
My
pick: Hometown lad Chris Riley, who was in
a three-man playoff at last year's Buick Invitational.
Liotta's
pick: The rock-solid Luke Donald, who was also
in that three-man playoff at last year's Buick Invitational.
As
I write this on Friday afternoon, and as Riley flirts
with missing the cut while Donald is in the top-10,
I'm just going to put my laptop down and sneak quietly
out of the room. Shhhh! Don't tell anyone.
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